seokjinspiration:

SM:

Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt.

Sooman: yes but only when you’re old enough

Sooman: now go do crunches so you have sick abs

YG:

Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt.

YG: Yeah go ahead

YG: In fact do it before you debut

YG: That way you can accumulate more fans before you’ve released a single song. Then when you do you’ll make me lots of money muahahaha

JYP:

Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt

JYP: No

JYP: But you can crossdress on stage

Idol: But

JYP: shhhh *hands him a dress and wig*

*BONUS* Big Hit Entertainment

Idol: Hey can I take off my shirt

Bang PD: is your name Park Jimin

Idol: No.

Bang PD: Then no

Jimin: lol sorry guys