“When I’m old I’ll befriend the neighbourhood kids and tell them stories and give away all my (by then) vintage chanel and dior and prada, all the shoes and bags and delicate silks, the jewellery, all the art I’ve collected in my life, all the books signed by my heroes. And the kids will draw on the shoes and unstitch the logos from the bags and bend the jewellery into different shapes with their hands. The art will lean against a wall in a student flat somewhere, and I’ll smile.”